On Penn State and Scandal
What the fuck? Like literally. WHAT. THE. FUCK. I assume by now you realize I’m talking about the horrific and in every way unfunny allegations coming out of Penn State and now Syracuse. While no one...
View ArticleA Game-By-Game Recap of NU’s Football Season
Man, did we get blueballed this season or what? It was a lot like taking a detour to class through Kellogg to get a Jolly Rancher: sure the only ones left are the grape and even though everyone hates...
View Article#GetFuckedSyracuse
Dear Syracuse, Back so soon? Funny, I could have sworn it was just last year that Fitz and the Wildcats came into the Carrier Dome and fucked you silly. I guess there must have been something magical...
View ArticleFive College Football Bowl Games That Need New Names
Every year between the end of the college football season and the national championship game we’re forced to endure a series of overly-sponsored match-ups by slightly-better-than-average football...
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